Gyms are a haven for talentless, predatory, self-obsessed posers who have more in common with a budgerigar than you might think.
This week Your Hobby is Shit runs a critical eye over gym junkies, their obsession with mirrors and reluctance to do proper exercise.
I also pose the reasonable question, 'Why would anyone lift anything that they don't have to?' and have a few strong words regarding change room etiquette.