Happy birthday! We got you a bad podcast! We hope you found everything that you were looking for. Us? We're looking for love--and the truth is, Eric. We aren't who you think we are.

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Anyway... paper or plastic?

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Rant Topics:

- Watching Your Groceries Being Bagged

- TV Characters Caught in a Lie

- Cubicles

- Opening Boxes

- Giving Compliments