In part 1 of another 2-parter, we explore the wide whacky world of pervertibles!

What are pervertibles? They're anything with an ordinary, innocuous purpose that can be pressed into service as sex toys. Wooden spoons? Great for paddling! Chip clips? They reseal plastic bags to keep your potato chips (crisps for you Brits) fresh, but also make excellent nipple clamps!

Humans are ingenious. Given enough time and creativity, there's little that can't be used as a sex toy.