This week, Jamie and I tackle “Protecting our Virgin” by Charlie Hart.

Summary: Chloe is left stranded in Jamaica after her boyfriend of four weeks kicks her out of their hotel room for refusing to give up her virginity to him. He also grabs her passport from her purse and starts to shred it. Alone with no identification, she’s found and protected by four sexy thrill-seekers.

This story is filled to the brim (much like Chloe herself) with unbelievably realistic scenarios about what a virgin would do in the presence of four guys (sarcasm). It’s also filled with my terrible Italian accent, and too many references to spicy meatballs, and cannolis.