Why is Ali Reza Malik single? Other than the fact that he's pretty weird? Looks, at best, a 7.5? Has an average yearly salary of $30,000? Wants to name one of his kids after a Pokemon? Owns exactly two suits, neither of them fitting? Hold on, why are we doing this episode.

Also, we take a review of Atif's Halal / Haram project, with hints of what's next to come.

Outro // Arcade Fire - Haiti