Detention has never been so…life-threatening. In this episode on Turn on the Light, we wander into Chapter 15 of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, ＂The Forbidden Forest＂, where the punishment for being out after curfew is apparently a nighttime stroll through a forest full of mysterious blood-drinking creatures. Totally reasonable.

Join us as we follow Harry, Hermione, Neville, and Draco into the woods with Hagrid, where the vibes are spooky, the unicorn situation is extremely upsetting, and the centaurs are dropping cryptic prophecies like they’re auditioning for a cosmic astrology podcast.

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