A shaft of light breaks through the ceiling and cuts the darkness below. A sturdy cord unravels through the hole and slaps against the floor of the chamber. A handsome archeologist repels down the rope; dust kicks up from the ground as his boots make contact. He kneels down and grasps a nearby relic, brings it into the shaft of light. He wipes months, years, decades of dust off of the front of the relic—it's a tape recorder with chunky buttons. Carved onto the front, in Ancient American English, are the words:

VERSUS: THE LOST EPISODES. BIG-TIME CURSED. DO NOT PLAY.

He pushes the play button...

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