“In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes, and drama because of DLC tickets going on sale.” - Benjamin Franklin, probably

DLC Richmond tickets went on sale this week and it feels like a time loop story with how accurately we can predict what will happen before it happens: website doesn’t load, app crashes, false confirmations, and accusations of conspiracy theories. This time even featured calls for PPG to return, so we at least know this is a new iteration of the loop. With factors outside of a player’s control, there’s a lot of frustration with how the DLCs are managed. And at the core of it all is a feeling of helplessness that comes with trying to compete at the highest open level. So what is there to do? Well, we have some thoughts. Ravensburger: feel free to steal.