Buckle in, friends, because this one runs a little long. In fact, we talk about pizza for about 15 minutes and then it just gets weirder from there. I will say, without hesitation or any evidence whatsoever, that it’s the best 15 minutes about pizza ever recorded.

 

Episode ingredients: A very cold open, Semper Pie, can vegan mer-men ride seahorses?, Jarjarisms, killer prosthetics, Language workshop - splurge