We're back to talk about the same old shit: Batman v Superman, porn, Kyle's hair, etc., but we cover some great new ground this week. We firmly establish once and for all that Mitch is Chandler, Kyle is Joey, and Austin is Ross. We talk about Kimmy Schmidt and Shoes. We talk about the pros and cons of living forever.

Everything we ever talk about is on fiveshotspodcast.tumblr.com, and you can listen to all the jams at https://play.spotify.com/user/fiveshotspodcast/playlist/0sonLn1OwoAiDSCq0cdnGW