Do you love watching children cry?  If so, we have the perfect television show for you! 

Join us as Lance proceeds to weep for another lost Seahawks season. 

Should Lance be a friendly neighbor?  If so, should he piss on the floor first? 

Is it within a patient’s right to request a male hygienist?  What about a straight male hygienist?  Or a hygienist whose favorite color is orange?  Where does it stop?  It stops with atheism….that's where. 

Can an amalgam cause interference with a hearing aide?  One dumb asshole thinks so!  Thanks, Reddit! 

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