Have you ever been so mad you have to pee on the counter of a DQ?  Yeah, neither have we.  This week we find out the Feds wanna know why the McFlurry machine is always broken.  A Boomer judge sentences a potential terrorist to reading, because he’s sure it’s just kids being kids.  A guy runs from the cops then cuts off his penis, but don’t worry, the radio said it’ll save the world.  Women think men who mumble are more bangworthy.  Finally, A guy gets mad that he has to wear a mask so he pees on the counter at a Canadian Dairy Queen, and I don’t think he was Soury.  We’re not sorry we’re for this week’s episode, welcome back to The Hour.