Undeterred by the fact that the previous iteration of Dark Phoenix Saga, X-Men: Last Stand, was a colossal failure that practically killed the X-Men franchise, 20th Century Fox brings back Last Stand writer Simon Kinberg so he can write, direct and produce a new version of the same story. Can Kinberg prove that Last Stand was a fluke? Does Dark Phoenix finally elevate the X-Men franchise? Lol nope! It bad. Worse than X-Men Apocalypse even. So bad we don’t even know how we filled a whole episode talking about it. Ah well, at least the news section has some interesting stuff. Watch-men!