This week we’re coming at you naked on a golf cart!  A Florida woman makes a similar entrance into a police standoff and was arrested.  Don’t worry, they used the furry handcuffs.  A Texas man tries to smuggle his meat across the U.S.-Mexico border, but it’s not what you think.  A guy doesn’t know if he should hold on to his knife or his Crunch Wrap Supreme, and ends up with a gash on his thigh. A Kentucky judge thinks that she knows better and denies a couple their divorce because she “gets a vibe.” Finally, do you have $500 Million, if so then we have a house for you!  Our podcast is getting older, so there’s some shrinkage expected. Welcome back to The Hour.