Mary has written 300 letters and is weirdly pissed that we’re not more congratulatory. Car battery update. We get pretty local talking Sasquatch and the Wheedle. Mary had a frightening event last week, but she recovered with some banana cake. Stair update: Mary figured out how to set an alarm. Bill tells a story about Mary’s problem solving skills, and our family’s history with shitty cars. Kelley shares a new recipe she made up, but let’s be honest, it’s mostly for one listener. Shit List of the Week (or Shit Truck this week): Bean bag chairs. Mary completely loses her temper over a car alarm, and comes off as a bit unhinged. Recipes from First Graders! Kelley’s Hint List! How to use a carpet sweeper. To save energy, stop using colored light bulbs. Iron your bedspread the long way, to keep it from shrinking. Umpire Pants Out!