Umpire Pants

Episode 166: One Hand on the Misto II


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Alright, guys, if you haven’t voted yet you know you have to drop your ballot at a dropbox, right? Do that, then you can listen to our anxiety filled pre-election episode, okay? Mary watched the Borat movie. Sorry for the Halloween talk after Halloween, but Bill wants to warn you about edibles. Shawn Kemp opened a weed store in Seattle. Bill declares: Gumby Rules! Bill is still trying to turn this into a Taxi podcast. Kelley’s going to tackle a Pectin candy recipe, if she can figure it out. Mary has another confusing stair update. Mary responds to an newsletter from her financial guy. We discuss the saying “keep a stiff upper lip.” Mary’s Shit List of the Week: Using stock footage of needles in television adds. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Oil Spray set from Costco. Will there be more real Christmas trees sold this year? What about turkeys? We read some recipes by first graders! Kelley’s Hint List! Replace your curtains with transparent ones to save electricity. Umpire Pants Out!
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