Are cherubs the geese of heaven? This week we discover that a woman author was actually three men in disguise. They would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those pesky awards and prizes! A robber gets his gun stolen and then asks for it back. Another guy steals a Uhaul and calls the police to ask them to stop chasing him.  In Japan, a guy uses AI to depixelate porn, and then goes to jail. Finally, museums in Vienna join Only Fans because social media keeps blocking their posts with nude paintings.  Next time your at the dentist ask them if they approve of Dental Peen, and welcome back to The Hour.