Captain Gnash muses about his once and future plan.  Sam actually dragged a keg into the woods? Can you really be forced to go no a vacation? Can you make ink out of a pheasant? Is anything ink if you believe it to be? Is Sam too drunk to understand what dictation is? Would you still buy that banana? What is guff? How can you walk a lighthouse? What happened to John Smith? How does the resurrection spell work?

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