It may have been a short off-season, but that doesn't mean we're any less excited for the start of the 2020-2021 English Premier League season!!!  Jared introduces us to the newly promoted teams joining the EPL this year and Mike discusses some of the news from the preseason like Lionel Messi's suggestions of leaving Barcelona and joining, perhaps, Man City, as well as the scare of Adama Traore's positive COVID-19 test.  The guys also begin plotting the best way to manage the Hands Off Those Balls fantasy team and make less-than-bold predictions for who will capture the EPL title by season's end.