Well, it's shitting snow in Virginia and Caitlin is losing her mind while Alex cries over The Last Five Years. Kiss February goodbye with the Amber Rose/Khloe Kardashian/Kanye West feud, a woman arrested for masturbating during a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey, a phenomenon in the craigslist casual encounters section, a small penis party, and a poorly named Krispy Kreme promotion. Brought to you by an uppercut from Batman.