This week, Keith and Damon meet Colin Opulance (Adal Rifai), a Wisconsin cranberry farmer who wants to get away AND win his wife back from Kevin Costner. He's got strange tattoos, stranger bathing habits, and a tendency to get beaten up by professional baseball players. But if anyone can help this guy rekindle a lost love while having the time of his life, it's gotta be Keith and Damon of Berd Product Travel Agency!