”How come he don‘t want me man?!”

It‘s a typical high school band trip - The teenage chaperone hooks up with the weirdo hotel bellhop, then frolics naked in a fountain; while Blossom and Six drink from the minibar and order a porno until Will Smith shows up for 30 seconds and gives Blossom his hat. Always with the hats. 

And in an unexpected turn of events, we uncover a super dark childhood memory. All this, plus hobos stealing pies from window sills.