If you had $250 million would you have made John Carter? Or would you have paid someone $250 million not to make it? Or would you have made 62 and a half Red States? Or would you have made one Red State and then keep the other $246 million and never done anything ever again? Or do you not have $250 million? Well then listen to Episode 17 of Me Like Movie! You'll feel like a multimillionaire by the end of it! Or not.