Big Cow, it's still there, and I'm still talking. This week I'm joined in my talking by Lee Abecasis, who has actually never seen the Big Cow before. Wow! We go pretty deep on the film "Johnny Got His Gun" which came out in 1971, but we call is "Johnny Get Your Gun", and claim it came out in the '40s.

Talking points include: Too Big!; a very big net; not actually a talking point, but I think at one point you can hear gulls in the background; Knockermen, a term from the Discworld books which I wrongly apply; Italian - the language of truth; Thinkin' 'bout my size; people who mate with birds; robes of woven grass; and Speed 2 Cruise Control.