Welcome everyone to our seventeenth episode! This week, the boys are very excited to welcome Noble Geoff back to Basement, as him and Mr Swan talk us through their exciting new project, which will give them plenty of chance to embrace the local community. Meanwhile, Mr Parton is in fine form, despite battling the effects of his new burger addiction, and even takes the time to share some erotic fiction with us all. Which leaves us with Mr North, who, despite his excitement about his new car, seems oddly distracted and confused....

Featuring music from The Common, Dan Markland and Mayflys.