The board is loaded and the playoff picture is wobbling like a drunk field-goal kicker: we’re breaking down Texas marching into Athens to face Georgia, Oklahoma heading to Tuscaloosa to poke the Alabama bear, Notre Dame–Pitt in a sneaky elimination game, plus Ohio State–UCLA under the lights, Iowa at USC in the Coliseum, Texas Tech trying not to trip over UCF in Lubbock, and America’s new chaos agent South Florida rolling into Navy with CFP dreams.

We’ll talk lines, live-dog alerts, and which top-10 team is about to get its playoff hopes folded like a cheap lawn chair. Expect bad beats therapy, SP+ and gut-feel fights, and a full autopsy on the latest CFP rankings shake-up—including how in the world South Florida crashed the party and why the committee keeps trolling fanbases weekly.

Grab your card, your Tums, and your favorite underdog.

It’s Week 12. Chaos is undefeated.