Another Quidditch heavy episode means lots of tangents! Doug rejects Scientology but would be a far better professor than Robb, who has a tenuous grip of logic and really struggles to find the right words. Do Boggarts guard Juvenile Wizard Detention Centers? Why is Professor Trelawney even a teacher? And What the hell is up with Crookshanks?

Death Readers theme "Magical Dirt" by Sir Cubworth