This week, bad things really do come in threes — we react to the news of the deaths of Ozzy Osbourne, Hulk Hogan, and Malcolm-Jamal Warner. Then Tori spirals over Jax Taylor leaving The Valley and revealing a 20+ year cocaine addiction, and we break down the viral Coldplay kiss cam moment.

And, most importantly, we honor the powerful and heartbreaking victim impact statement from Alivea Goncalves, speaking on behalf of her sister, Kaylee Goncalves. She is the queen.

Of course, we couldn’t skip a Meghan Markle update — our favorite girl to hate. And Tori shares a new theory about Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift that might actually be her best one yet.

On the book front, Emily has started Quicksilver and Tori’s jumping in too. Plus, we check in on how In a New York Minute is going for Tori.

It’s a lot. But it’s us.