On the season premiere of BGN Season 5, we discuss Star Wars Celebration with a newly-returned Zack Patterson (having spent most of his time in lines). We also discuss Rob Lowe taking on the role of the Colonel in the KFC commercials (while somehow channeling JFK). We also talk about BK's underhanded marketing with the (unwitting) help of Google and Wikipedia. We review the newest series of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and also shocked to find out there is enough of a market to still want four Avatar sequels.