and some other follow-ups. If Bill could time travel he’d take Mountain Dew back in time. Toilet Santa update. Shit List of the Week: Toilet Santas. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Black Santas. An Arlo Guthrie update and Woodstock talk. We try to help Mary turn the sound down on her cell phone, to great results. Rant and Rave’s from the Seattle Times. Mary claims the dog doesn’t die in Marley and Me, and she’s seen it! Recipes from First Grader’s return! Kelley forgets to read the intro to Kelley’s Hint List! A hint about making ice last. Umpire Pants Out!