That’s right, we are "requeling" it up with the Netflix installment of the, sorry no “the”, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Doing all the things that are in vogue these days: ignoring the sequels, bringing back characters from the original, trying to be a commentary and failing, you know, all the greatest hits. Sadly, in spite of these tried and true methods of modern filmmaking, this one succeeded only in giving us some absolutely gruesome kills and a handful of pretty, cinematic shots. Earning a “rent” from Tim and an “avoid” from Ryan, who really just couldn't get on board.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)

Directed by David Blue Garcia

Written by Chris Thomas Devlin

Where we watched: Netflix

RecommenDEADtions:  Reincarnation / The King’s Man

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