Skiing and scuba diving in the PNW. New Year’s Eve in Seattle. Mary is doing Dry January, and she already regrets it (and we recorded in December). Stair update. Mary had to take Simon to the vet (WARNING: we make distressed cat noises here!). We talk about eggs for awhile. Mary still argues it’s no big deal to drink while driving. I seem to have spaced out taking notes, once again…Kelley has that pumpkin update you’ve all been waiting for! Kelley’s Hint List! Use alcohol to clean. Cut potatoes in half to save fuel. Remove floor wax with these simple toxic chemicals (open your windows, friends)! Umpire Pants Out!