Good evening, compatriots, and pleasant tidings. We return as predicted for another recorded audio discussion, encompassing volcanoes, tidal waves, car accidents, smoking, underwear and more. Let's just get on with it, eh? This episode's mistakes include:

• Michael's audio randomly jumping louder at points for some reason?

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