After the Too Tall Boyz tackle multiple cold open questions, they recap their Valentine's Day weekend. Is Tyra Banks a monster? Keem provides a breakdown of the horrifying new documentary. At the very least, she's a high-level gaslighter. NBA All Star Weekend might be dead, while Lebron had a costly turnover. The Unrivaled league celebrated another great 1v1 tournament and you better enjoy it because it may be the only professional women's hoops you watch this year. An example of the negative effect of having your mom as your manager is followed by the frustration of not being told a beef is over.

Homeland Security is looking for "meanies," people are STILL mad at Bad Bunny and Stik tackles the recent Rhode Island tragedy to round out the episode. If you stuck around to find out the origin of today's title, you earn the VIP Heighty of the Month badge!