How did Thanksgiving go? Well, Max got a special dinner! Mary is into the show Longmire. Bill had his traditional Black Friday movie fest. It’s Christmas now, and more people are getting real trees. Should Mary annoy people with her cowbell to promote Umpire Pants? Bringing pig guts to the legislature in Taiwan. Trumps tiny desk photo has us all questioning reality. A brief update on Jeopardy! Stair update from Mary. Homemade and modified tools. Raccoons in your house. Mary uses shoes as hammers like a maniac. Kelley’s Hint List! Make sure there is enough lumber in a house before you buy it. Pack shoes inside of socks for traveling. Remove lipstick stains with lard. Sprout the top of a pineapple in water. Umpire Pants Out!