MrBeast thinks he can tank a punch from Mike Tyson (brain cells not included). Kawhi Leonard’s knees suddenly healed after a mystery deposit hit his account. Tyreek Hill’s divorce reads like a rejected Lifetime script. Emmitt Smith accidentally wandered into a Ponzi scheme. The Detroit Tigers are running a full-blown HR horror show. And our Biggest Pickle? Former Bruin Eric Nickulas, who tried to meet up with a “16-year-old” and instead got catfished by a cop with a badge and a burner phone.

It’s sports, scandal, and stupidity—served with extra pickles.