On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect the second half of Barbarian Alien by Ruby Dixon, the second book in the Ice Planet Barbarians series. They talk name pronunciation, real cliff hangers, Ewoks, baby hostages, hunting is boring, pushing jizz back in, what foreplay is, titty squeezes, bridesmaids, foreplaying, lies we tell during sex, dick rankings, the perils of not resonating, the pied piper of pussy, jizz protection, pregnant for 3 years, janky babies, horrible laws, creative sabotage, crying for Rahoosh, AEHAKO!!, penis replicas, the purpose of the balls, how these characters are too annoying to live in a community, the best way to clear a room quick, when Harry met Sally, prostate tickling, the righteous gemstones, and more! Get ready for the conclusion, wolf-babies, we’re gunning for the next book! .

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