This episode aims to answer the age old question, can we have a Live Quest without a dildo? Well the answer is no, because we've got dildos for arms, a gaggle of historical villains, and an unquenchable thirst for grabbing things by their ankle and rubbing their tummy.

Max Shatz, Dom Vadino, Phillip Chandler, and Chris Iannantuono, Joined by audience guest Frank Maminski