Mary is back, Bill recorded an episode by himself, who opened for Chris Rock?, Andrea and Herman don't listen, things we're not talking about anymore (bats, Ernst and Jafco), Christmas, hiding cars from the repo man, cars with a bow, orange cupcake tease, Pepperidge Farm gift box, Scrooge, McDonalds, cheeseburgers, ants and cartels, Simon is dumb update, Garrison Keillor update, more bats, curses, gypsies -> Marx Brothers -> San Miguelito -> gypsies, dad update, Pompano update, Bill's phone rings and he leaves for a while, Bill screws up and reaches a milestone, wrong email/cold babies, twins, having pictures blown up, mustachemen, grandma, Las Vegas, dive bars, Umpire Pants out