how many squirrels could you fit in your jeans? Discussed: pigeon energy, monkey mode, howling and hollering like a baboon, gonna go nicholas cage PIG, pigs are friends, what does it mean to be relaxed, sharp castanets, jeans full of squirrels, ape on the brain, we only fix broken phones, JCB industrial smartphone, a subservient chimp, warm chocolate, an ouchied little babe, photocopier blues, our sauce son, sharknado, slapfish & punchburger

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