Can you cook with a limp noodle is the question? Let's get the facts straight. An average erect penis is 5.2". An average flaccid penis is 3.6". So what percentile out there have a smaller penis?  In general 5% - that's 5/100 which measures out to be 3.9". So basically you're working with a stale ingredient either way. Thank goodness it's only 5/100 out there. As others in my area of location, don't need to worry. Because it seems to be I've come across all 5 of those. But let's keep it real from ED, to alcohol, stress, dehydration (drink more water mother fukers) to dead teeth (hit the fuken dentist office yo) to smoking that weed. There are tricky situations that contribute to it. Heather can't relate to any of this by the way. She's been working that pre-cooked noodle for 17 years now...BITCH don't kill my vibe... "Switch up the strategy", says one of our guest Curtis from Bearded Idiots ( @_beardedidiots ). Dave from Man Brain Podcast ( @manbrain69 ) says "entertain yourself". I say, "I don't give a FuK what you do, just resuscitate that bitch and get it going!" Take a piss first, I don't know. Get a hooker like Hank Evans ( @HankEvans1969 ). Our past guest, Mikey, has never had this problem but if he did he'd take the bitch to In-N-Out Burger ( @innoutburger ) to lighten the situation. I mean .. .. he might be onto something there. Dustin, our stoner and last guest reverts to eating that pussy and ass. Not a bad idea either. I say eat me out and buy me an In-N-Out Burger and I'm solid. Next. Teri bounces out in the end.  She must of had the right noodle to cook with.