Bernie is a fanatic about monkeys and he was ecstatic to know that there are potentially 5 or 6 monkeys on the loose in his hometown. We dive into the best news interviews about the monkey sightings and our million-dollar reality show idea. We meet "buckshot" the world's S̶l̶o̶w̶e̶s̶t̶ oldest policeman. Plus, the world's 1st psychedelic help hotline.