Patrick, James, and special guest Nick Mundy discuss:

*The compensation owed to the Astros by the Cardinals

*Astros Twitter is a terrible place

*The Astros' Mt. Rushmore

*The Yulieski Gurriel signing

*Alex Bregman

*Nick Mundy's wedding officiant

*Astros hats

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