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Episode 18: ‘Rare Unadulterated Honesty,’ with Special Guest Kendall Burdett


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Justin attempts a covert nose wipe, Kanye West pirates some software, Mike’s dad robs a bank, Chris Christie gets held hostage, and Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t own a gas-guzzling yacht (he just borrows it).

 

 




Show notes

  • Hear more Kendall at thenarrators.org
  • Follow-up
    • Daily Kos: But Who Has to Carry the Feces?
    • Foreign Policy: Who Does No. 2 Work For?!
    • Trumped Up

      • The Federalist: Take a Flamethrower to Trump
      • ABC News: The History Behind the Donald Trump ‘Small Hands’ Insult
      • CNN: Marco Rubio Mocks Donald Trump for ‘Wet’ Pants
      • Inquisitr: Donald Trump Trashed on Twitter by ‘Modern Family’ Writer Danny Zuker
      • Is This A Thing?

        • This is Tomatan, and He Will Power You Through a Marathon—with Tomatoes
        • Poorly Summarized News

          • WSJ: Chris Christie Asserts He Was Not, in Fact, Being Held Hostage by Donald Trump
          • Mashable: Whoops! Kanye Tweets Photo Showing Him Using Pirate Bay
          •  Vox: Rich Climate Activist Leonardo DiCaprio Lives a Carbon-Intensive Lifestyle, and That’s (Mostly) Fine
          • Stupid Shit My Friends Post

             

             

             

             

             

             

             

             

             

             

             

             

             

             

             

             

             

             

             

             

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            • A 2,000-Marble Instrument Sounds Like a Synth for the Apocalypse
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