In this episode, Marcel's voice is amplified, Dan corrects him no less than three times in a row, and neither of us are getting jobs at the Supreme Court.

>Democrats:
-Robert E. Lee Is A Bad Person for a New Reason
-C.H.A.Z. is America's Favorite New Reality show
>Trump:
-We've Always Celebrated Juneteenth
-Donald Trump Is Worst Fascist In History of Human Race
-Antifa Offended At Own Logo
-Trump Monitors Situation Outside Window
-Protection Racket Refuses to Provide Protection
-Police Department Entraps Entire City of Atlanta
-SCOTUS Useless To Conservatives
-John Bolton is Insane
-Unworthy Scum Dare To Lay Filthy Eyes on God-Emperor Trump
>Libertarians:
-Left Once Again Ungrateful to Generous Patricians At CATO
-Jo Jorgensen Wins LP Nomination Out Of Literally Nowhere
>Media:
-Bubba Wallace and the Nascar Noose
-Zerohedge Demonetized on its Own Website
-NYT Tries to Dox SlateStar Codex
>Clown World:
-Someone Proposes to Assad's Daughter (Who is NOT Tulsi Gabbard)
-Fireworksgate: An Investigation
-Dan Redpills Marcel on The Spike Lee Joint 'Do The Right Thing'

AND Your Hosts bravely beg the left to ease up on calling things racist