Harry 'uses' attack -300 points, Simon 'uses' heal hp+200, Tom 'uses' throw chocobo greens, Simon 'uses' resist - status becomes 'horny', Tom 'uses' throw chocobo seeds again, Harry 'uses' summon goat blow!, Simon 'uses' mount chocobo, Harry 'uses' cry, Tom 'uses' heal Harry with golden arm around shoulder, Simon 'uses' penetrate, Tom 'uses' sick, Harry 'uses' sick bag. Square Enix 'uses' us all!