ART! Crowd funding! Beurre blanc! A GIRL!! Unofficial has it all this week, Sydney Sainté and Mikel Farber, both hard working, self promoting artists in LA, join us for our first two-guest show and our first guest without a penis. I already said “girl“ once and I’m saving “vagina“ for later. If you’re not aware, there are people out there making movies for almost nothing, shooting features with iPhones and putting on music festivals with their own money. Art isn’t just Big Hollywood productions and Orson Welles isn’t the only independent filmmaker in town. For the record I think Orson Welles is dead. Yup, he’s dead. He died three months after the release of Back to the Future. I don’t know if there’s a connection but Robert Zemeckis is still alive so you tell me. Coop and Myan are like the Kendrick and Kanye of the podcast biosphere. One of them is one hell of a rapper and the other one won’t shut the fuck up. Hopefully that line between genius and mental illness doesn’t wear too thin. Join us this week for our individual moments of brilliance, fire up your MAGA Genesis and sear that salmon on its show-side, why? Because life is only a blip. Vagina!