You don’t want to be kind.

You want to be canonized.

The long-distance door hold.
The “I’m just being honest because I care.”
The favour you never let die.
The help no one asked for.

It’s not generosity.

It’s leverage.

You’re not a saint.
You’re a hostage-taker in a polite shirt.

And if this makes you uncomfortable… good.

Next time you hold a door from twenty meters away,

let it close.

Uninfluenced.
Unpaid.
Unfiltered.

Hosted by Noah B Jackman