Welcome to the reality in which every American is either a troop or will be someday. And some of us are out there every summer putting everything on the line to stand up for what we believe in: that kids don't deserve a prize they won't work for.

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Rant Topics:

- Giving Away Foul Baseballs

- Chiggers

- Lawyer Commercials

- Taking Baths

- Beers After Work