Umpire Pants

Episode 182: I Hope There’s a Cougar in It


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Listener Vera is here! We discuss legal weed in Canada and try to figure out what’s up with the song Sugar Shack. Our audio gets totally out of whack, but that’s okay, Mary was just retelling a boot story (and I put it at the end so you can see the disaster unfold in real-time). Mary is getting her second vaccine this weekend, and it brings up the question, who does she visit first? Did we do anything for Valentine’s Day? Do we ever? Vera tells a story from childhood that just might be the perfect crime. We get a pants update, and Vera brings an argument to the debate that could be too rational for Mary. Vera tells a story about hopping a fence to get beer in Costa Rica. We’re a bit of a mess coming back from the break, but Mary has a story about baking. Next Door Update. Vera tells an embarrassing story about Kelley in the snow. Recipes from First Graders! Rice Crispy Treats and Special Potatoes. Kelley’s Hint List! Use a twist damper when burning coke. Check with your coal merchant about what kind to use. Rock Tumbler Update! How to remove grass stains from clothes. You down with TSP? Fix linoleum lumps with this dubious hint. Umpire Pants Out!
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